Do you, Kyoro,
promise to love your wife for richer and for poorer,
and in good times and bad?
I-I do.
Do you, Kirara,
promise to love your husband for richer and for poorer,
and in good times and bad?
I do.
I pronounce you man and wife.
You may now carry your bride!
Congratulations!
Wait, wait, wait.
Why am I being carried?
When are you ever going to do it if not at your wedding?
Wouldn't I do it at my actual wedding?
Besides, I think this is usually done the other way around.
Seems right to me!
I see.
kurasunai hierarukii
クラス内ヒエラルキー
The hierarchy in class.
sou dare ga kimeta wake de mo naku
そう 誰が決めたわけでもなく
It's not like anybody decided it,
itsunomanika tsukuriagerareru
いつの間にか 作り上げられる
it was set up before we realised.
ichigun, nigun, sangun
1軍・2軍・3軍
Upper, middle and lower tiers.
subete ni oite chuu no ge kara chuu no jou
全てにおいて中の下から中の上
Overall, we're from the lower-middle to upper-middle,
mousou shakai de mainichi waakyaa
妄想社会で毎日わーきゃー
living each day in this delusional social structure.
ichigun ni naritai wake de mo nai sonna watashitachi wa
1軍になりたいわけでもない そんな私達は
We've decided that we really don't want to become top-tier,
nigun no fantajisutaa de aru
2軍のファンタジスタアである
we're middle-tier fantasizers.
tokugi mousou shumi mousou
特技・妄想 趣味・妄想
Fantasies are my special skill and hobby.
kyou no "koibito" girishajin
今日の「恋人」ギリシャ人
I'll have a Greek lover today.
kore de nijuusansatsume mousou koukan nikki ni
これで 二十三冊目 妄想交換日記に
Now I'll have to take our twenty-third fantasy exchange diary
ohenji o kakanakucha
お返事を書かなくちゃ☆
and write a reply.
riaru wa mou akirameteru
リアルはもう あきらめてる
I've given up on reality,
mirakuru shinjite wa iru kedo
ミラクル 信じてはいるけど
but I still hold out for miracles.
itakute joutou !
痛くて 上等!
I don't care if it hurts!
nigun no yuutopia
2軍の ユートピア
It's a middle-tier utopia!
hanashiawase warau toka
話合わせ 笑うとか
Laughing as we chat together,
issho ni toire ikunda toka
一緒に トイレ行くんだとか
or going to the bathroom together;
nandakanda de jamakusa so
なんだかんだで 邪魔くさそ
All such things bother me,
watashi nya muri da
私にゃ 無理だ
I can't handle them.
ima taihen na no watashi no koto megutte
今 大変なの 私のこと めぐって
I'm having a hard time now:
senpai to onzoushi to myuujishan ga oogenka !
先輩と 御曹司と ミュージシャンが大げんか!
My senpai, a son of a wealthy family and a musician are having a big fight over me!
tomodachi to manga saigen
友達と マンガ再現
Re-enacting manga scenes with friends:
ano serifu chou ii yo ne !
あのセリフ 超いいよねっ!
That is such a cool line!
kurasu ni iru danshi to wa reberu chigau yo ne !
クラスにいる男子とわ レベル違うよねっ!
He is on a different level than the boys in our class,
kaminoke sarasara dashi !
髪の毛 さらさらだしっ!
and he has silky hair too!
dare ni mo zettai himitsu na no
誰にも絶対 秘密なの
It's a secret no one should know about,
watashi no mousou nikkichou
私の 妄想日記帳
my diary of delusions.
ashita wa donna koi shiyou ?
あしたは どんな恋しよう?
What kind of love should I have tomorrow?
Episode 4 「After School Cultural Festival Party」
Shion-san, you really can do everything.
My eighth brother showed me how to play several pieces appropriate for weddings.
Your eighth brother?
Just how many brothers do you have?
Club
This'll work.
The GJ Club will cater weddings at the upcoming cultural festival.
I don't think anyone will ask for us to cater weddings.
Statistically speaking, couples are more likely to form at large events.
I don't think they'd go as far as marriage.
Jumping into fun stuff is the GJ Club's motto.
I have a feeling we're doing this because you like it.
You are crazy, after all.
Huh?
Um, what's...
Don't talk.
Um...
Stone-baked potatoes!
I guess it is the season.
Huh? Uh, everyone?
Kirara, go!
Buy them all!
I'm going.
What?
We're on the second floor.
What?
These really are delicious.
We should make some tea.
But they're so good.
I can't understand what you're saying at all.
Hey, Kyoro.
You'd better eat some before they're all gone.
What?
Hey, Kyoro.
You'd better eat some before they're all gone.
Oh, okay.
I'll have this one, then.
Who's going to eat the last one?
It would be fairest to decide with rock-paper-scissors.
You all had so much to eat.
Kirara, you don't want it, do you?
You're always eating so much meat.
This is potato meat.
I'm wondering if I should say something about your arbitrary rules.
Anyway, let's decide who's eating this first!
Rock, paper...
I'm sorry.
Rock-paper-scissors can also be solved with probability.
I'm never deciding anything with rock-paper-scissors again!
You must like baked potatoes a lot.
And so the day of the cultural festival approached.
Something came up yesterday, but we'll discuss it today.
Our exhibit is important, but making a profit is even more important.
Profit? You mean money?
These kinds of events always use a significant amount of the club's currency.
Club currency?
Yes, it's the club's paper currency.
They're like claim tickets or coupons.
I see.
Anyway, the GJ Club will aim to collect as much club currency as possible during the cultural festival.
Did everyone bring their products?
Yes.
Megumi-chan, did you make these?
Yes, I knitted them all by hand.
These seem like something you'd actually find in a store.
Good work, Megu.
Perhaps I should take up knitting, as well.
I'll teach you.
No, you only need to show me once.
Would you like to come by my place?
It takes about a week to sew just one, so you can sleep over.
I'm sorry. I don't think I can do this.
Shi, what are you going to sell?
I have made a major discovery.
What is it?
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What?
Um, what kind of new type?
Amazingly enough, these cup noodles are prepared by boiling them in a pot.
What?
Shion-san didn't know about instant ramen.
How can she be so cute?
That's amazing.
You can even eat ramen at home.
Does Megumi-chan not know about cup noodles or instant ramen, either?
She's a good girl.
She never misses a meal.
Since the cultural festival is coming up, why don't we give it a try?
They're really going to make it.
Is this meat?
It says right here the ingredients include chicken and pork extract.
Meat?
I believe you could call it that.
Meat.
How exciting.
By the way, what should we do?
I guess we could keep a watchful eye on them.
What?!
Welcome, Master.
What is that?
Oh, this?
What? I...
It was for our class last year.
While we were discussing it,
Megumi-kun said she wanted to try it on,
so we borrowed it.
Oh, for the cultural festival.
How long are you going to keep standing there?
Oh, sorry.
Would you like some tea, Master?
Could you stop calling me "Master"?
What?
Why, Master?
Because...
Today we're having pound cake with tea, Master.
That looks delicious.
Did you know?
Pound cake is made with one pound each of flour, eggs, sugar, and butter.
The pound in a pound cake is an Imperial unit of measurement.
In grams, one pound is approximately 453.6 grams.
In other words, it's one quarter sugar.
What?
And the total calories come to...
Shion-san, you promised you wouldn't talk about that.
I can't hear you, I can't hear you.
No, no.
But why a maid?
Do you like it that much, Kyoro-kun?
No, um...
Shion-san, did you dress like a maid?
Are you requesting to see it?
No, I...
Yes, I am.
Tomorrow, then.
Welcome back, Master.
What?
Mine is a butler costume.
What a sight.
What?
Was anybody counting the time?
How long was this guy standing there?
How excited was he?
You're so mean.
Hey, butler, Kyoro-sama seems tired.
Show him to his seat.
This way, Master.
Last year, Shion-san was hugely popular among the girls.
Here you are, Master.
T-Thanks.
Master, how does your tea taste today?
It's um... it's good.
Thank you.
Kyoro-kun?
Yes?
Is something wrong?
You haven't been speaking much.
What? Oh, well...
Are you angry?
I'm sorry.
I should have told you yesterday.
Yeah, right.
You had every intention of teasing him.
No, I...
I'm sorry.
You seem to have charmed me.
Yeah, right.
You were charmed by Megu yesterday, too.
Yes.
Squeak.
What is that, President?
Squeak.
President...
I'm not the president. I'm a hamster.
Welcome back, Owner.
Squeak.
Mice squeak. Hamsters don't make any noise.
They only make a chittering sound when they fight.
Really?
Also, light brown spotted hamsters are called golden hamsters,
and I think you're more of a Roborovski or Djungarian.
In any case, you can't be light brown.
Shut up, you worthless hamster expert!
No one asked you to correct me!
But...
I'm won't associate with some worthless expert who corrects me with a frown.
I'm looking for an ordinary customer who thinks I'm bright, cheerful and cute.
Where are you going to find a customer like that?
You're so rude.
I wore this because you insisted I do it.
What?
Did I say that?
You requested it yesterday.
Huh?
Oh, right.
I did request that.
I did ask for that.
Thank you for wearing this for me, President.
That's right.
What did your class do with costumes like that?
Co...
Co...?
A costume café.
What kind of café is that?
Shut up.
It's one where we say "welcome back, Owner".
How novel.
Girls dressed as bunnies, cats, hamsters and other animals sat with customers,
and squeaked and meowed for food and water.
We'd order water and biscuits for ourselves,
and make our customers pay for them.
Sounds like a night club.
It didn't work out.
I wonder why.
I think the answer is obvious enough.
But plenty of the teachers fell for it.
Didn't you just say you wanted to please your customers?
Oh right.
It didn't work because I lost that initial feeling.
I wonder why.
I think there are plenty of things wrong with that.
But making this costume was a lot of work.
It took a lot of effort.
I worked hard on it.
Megumi-chan was the one who did all the work.
You're right.
That's no good.
Maybe it didn't work because I didn't get a hamster and observe it.
We should get a hamster for the club.
One animal is more than enough.
One animal?
There's a big one right here.
Ow, ow, ow!
That really hurts, President!
Ow, ow, it really hurts!
Please stop!
Club
Excuse me.
Club
What?
Is this the GJ Club room?
Uh, is that cosplay for the cultural festival tomorrow?
I am the Amatsuka family chamberlain, Mori.
You're the real thing?
The Amatsuka family?
You're the president and Megumi-chan's maid?
It is a pleasure to meet you.
Oh, yes...
The pleasure is mine.
I had heard the president's family was rich, but...
Is Megumi-ojousama here?
She's a real maid...
Is something wrong?
Oh, right.
Megumi-chan, right?
Huh?
Um, she was just here a minute ago.
I wonder where she went.
Could you hold onto this for me?
It's for Megumi-ojousama.
Okay.
Please excuse me.
Uh, um...
Could you, um...
...twirl for me once?
Thank you very much,
thank you very much.
Thank you very-
Sheesh.
We were hiding and watching to see what you'd do.
How dare you hit on someone's maid?
You've got the wrong idea.
I was just fulfilling a boy's lifelong dream for the other boys in my class...
Why were you hiding and watching me, anyway?
I thought I would see just how suspiciously you'd act in front of Mori-san.
Anyway, what dream?
I don't understand what you're talking about at all.
She's a real maid.
I couldn't die until I'd seen her twirl once.
Well, now that you've seen it, you must be satisfied.
Let me send you to your grave.
Wait a minute.
I get the feeling I was just kicked four times.
If you were the first kick, President,
then who kicked me a second, third, and fourth time?
Ah, all four of them were you, President.
Please tell me it's so.
You are exactly as she described, Shinomiya-sama.
Huh? What?!
President, what have you been saying about me?
Mori-san, thank you.
I forgot the tools I needed to finish my costume.
I will take my leave.
A real maid...
You'll get to see all the maids you want tomorrow!
But a real maid...
Get to work!
The cultural festival is tomorrow!
Okay.
Mori-san came on her beloved bike.
Beloved?
Mori-san's bike is called "Hare".
Hare?
Oh, a Harley.
Wait, wasn't she wearing a long skirt?
How can she ride a bike wearing that?
Don't worry about that. Just get to work.
Okay.
It's over, it's over.
This year's cultural festival was a ton of fun.
I'm glad we had a wedding to cater.
The bride was so beautiful.
Why did the groom have to pick her up then?
They danced happily together during the folk dance.
The folk dancing was so much fun.
Hey, why are you blushing?
What?
Well, um...
I was just thinking how your hands all felt different while we were folk dancing.
Kirara?
Just go with it.
She must have had a lot of fun today.
Yeah, but... She's too close.
Kyoro smells like sweat.
W-Well, you smell like sweat, too.
What?
Um, Kirara?
What did you do?
I didn't do anything.
When she told me I smell sweaty, I told her she does, too.
That's sexual harassment!
What?
I think she's just embarrassed.
Embarrassed?
That?
Sexual harassment's unforgivable.
Kyoro, you've been pretending to be harmless, haven't you?
Your herbivorous behaviour was just an act to make us let our guard down.
No, it's not like that.
No, it is.
It simply means you're just another man.
Men are not allowed in this club room.
There's the exit.
President!
hontou no watashi no koto
本当の私のコト
How much do you know
dorekurai shitteiru
どれくらい知っている
about the real me?
korekurai? mottokurai?
これくらい？ もっとくらい？
This much? Even more?
sonna no ja tarinai kurai
そんなのじゃ足りないくらい
It never seems to be enough.
kanjou no ondo wa kitto
感情の温度はきっと
Surely the heat of my emotions
kantan ni hakarenai
簡単に測れない
can't easily be measured.
atsukute tsumetai
あつくて つめたい
Hot and cold,
fushigi na kankaku
不思議な感覚
a mysterious sensation.
tabun tabun kimi shidai
たぶんたぶん キミ次第
Maybe, just maybe, I depend on you.
kuru kuru kawaru
くるくる変わる
It go in circles between the two.
karakaitaku naru
からかいたくなる
I want to make fun of you.
riyuu shiritai koi? yuujou?
理由知りたい 恋？ 友情？
I want to know the reason, love or friendship?
docchi?
どっち？
Which is it?
wakaranai keredo
わからないけれど
I'm not so sure.
kono mama arinomama
このまま ありのまま
Just like this, as they are,
kimi ni tsutaete mitai
キミに伝えてみたい
I want to tell these things to you:
fifutii-fifutii no kono baransu ga
フィフティ－フィフティ－のこのバランスが
This even balance
totemo suki datte
とても好きだって
and that I love you so much.
hontou wa watashi no koto
本当は私のコト
How much do you really know
dorekurai shitteruno
どれくらい知ってるの？
about me?
I'm going to the bathroom.
Again?
Hey, close the door.
It's cold.
How many cups of tea has Kyoro had?
Four cups of Marseille Earl Grey, two cups of Kandy,
three cups of Nilgiri, four cups of Keemun.
Would you like any more...
Huh? Where is Shinomiya-kun?
Club
I do the preview?
No, there's no way you could do it.
Christmas has passed.
It's still coming up.
Valentine's Day displayed.
What are you talking about?
Episode 5 「Double Fantasy」
Thank you very much.
Were those supposed to be jokes?